oh, the irony.

This girl is gorgeous. #jealous

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fauxxe:

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. Voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Mary Poppins, Claire Huxtable, Snow White, or Elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. I am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. Must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, James Taylor, and sleeping late. I have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. I wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. All i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

♥

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. Voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Mary Poppins, Claire Huxtable, Snow White, or Elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. I am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. Must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, James Taylor, and sleeping late. I have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. I wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. All i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

♥

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Perfect for cuddling.

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Keeping this for future reference. This reminds me of Maldives. It’s so gorgeous there. Perfect place to swim omg. It’s wonderful, I never wanted to swim anywhere else LOL. Future husband, take me here. It will impress me. :)

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Me gusta.

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Oh, you think you’re so original don’t you? I have met a million kids like you. Vaguely intelligent, agonizingly middle-class, read a book by Camus, a book by Kafka. No real substance though, just a little fucked up jumble of misdirected, immature, poly-sexuality, impure, arrogant, impotent rage.

Oh, you think you’re so original don’t you? I have met a million kids like you. Vaguely intelligent, agonizingly middle-class, read a book by Camus, a book by Kafka. No real substance though, just a little fucked up jumble of misdirected, immature, poly-sexuality, impure, arrogant, impotent rage.

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