oh, the irony.

perfunctory: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:10:14 -0400

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

well, everyone says “tits” and “you little shit” a lot more now.

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf Behind those toys are a whole...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:05:58 -0400

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf

Behind those toys are a whole new world of “fun”.

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nicmarboss: brandonwade: iconic iconic

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:38:23 -0400

nicmarboss:

brandonwade:

iconic

iconic

thedailywhat: Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: GIFTY,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:33:18 -0400

thedailywhat:

Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: GIFTY, Conceptual Instant Flipbook Camera

For part of his college thesis, student Jiho Jang created the GIFTY, an instant camera that captures up to five seconds of video. It then will spit out a number of frames that can be assembled into a flipbook for a hand-held GIF. At the moment, Jang’s prototype is the only one in existence. Jang, if you’re listening, we would totally back your Kickstarter.

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:20:50 -0400

Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.

Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it

Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.

Never again do anything you don’t want to do.

bitemelikethat: Shimmering Chain-link Fence Installation (by...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:20 -0400

bitemelikethat:

Shimmering Chain-link Fence Installation

(by Soo Sunny Park) :: [Previously] :: [via]

erchu: 221cbakerstreet: azryal00: pleatedjeans: A reporter...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:42:20 -0400

erchu:

221cbakerstreet:

azryal00:

pleatedjeans:

A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via

Women.

Get shit done.

WHAT A QUEEN

“But, honey, what about the wedding?!”

“SHUT UP, WILBUR, THERE’S SHIT TO REPORT”

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piss-paws: apocalypse-meow-92: imthegh0stwiththemost: gwaineno...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:33:36 -0400

piss-paws:

apocalypse-meow-92:

imthegh0stwiththemost:

gwainenovak:

apathy-acres:

~~tyleroakley:~~

~~“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”~~

“How do you identify?”

“Old”

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”

I think I need these people to adopt me as their granddaughter okay

I love old people. They say the most naughty and raunchy things and it’s hilarious.

“Ill be sexual until the day I die”

SO RELEVANT TO SATURDAY NIGHT

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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:57 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: halffizzbin: thechroni...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:40:09 -0400

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

wolfcrown: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:35:16 -0400

wolfcrown:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

the-absolute-best-gifs: pastelmorgue Ah Jason, he is a total...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:30:22 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

pastelmorgue

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

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the-absolute-best-gifs: Andrew Lincoln on Late Show with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:29:08 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Andrew Lincoln on Late Show with David Letterman

“You have a daughter. Does she know what you do?”

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