- Michelle: THANK THE LORD FOR H&M
- Janice: RIGHT?! Omfg, I can't wait.
- Michelle: SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME FOR A MOMENT LIKE THISSSS
- Michelle: SOME PEOPLE WAIT FOREVER FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL ... STORE.
- Michelle: OH I CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING TO ME.
- Janice: LMFAO
- Michelle: SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFE TIME.
- Michelle: FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS.
- Janice: Omg, you're insane.
The one day I can go nowhere, there are millions of pictures of brownies, pizza, tacos, nutella, and mcdonalds posted. Wtf. I’m starving. There’s no food in the house except lettuce. Like what the fuck am I gonna do with lettuce? It’s rabbit food. I NEED SOLIDS. Someone should send me a steak. My tummy is growling in agony. ):
Without food. OH, THE HUNGER. I can’t even go to the supermarket 2 blocks away because I can’t see the sidewalk nor the road. Nobody is out shoveling and Bloomberg’s henchmen aren’t doing their job. Hi, Bloomberg. I’m starving, so use your billions of dollars to send me some Chinese take-out. Fuck you, snow.