Like a bo$$.
Michelle Lee: You're such a freak.
Steven Chen: Lol, how am I a freak.
Michelle Lee: Cause I said so.
Steven Chen: Lmao, okay boss.
Michelle Lee: YOU BET YOUR ASIAN LANGUAGE I'M BOSS.
Steven Chen: LMFAO.
I think I'd make a pretty shitty girlfriend.
I’d rather play UFC than make something to eat. I will most likely eat all your food as opposed to making it. I’m not very lady-like. I probably cuss more than you. Burping is a sport for me. Sleeping makes me happy, so I’d rather sleep than go out. Fast food > Fancy schmancy shit. I’m really tiny, so I can’t reach for shit. So that means you’ll...
Walked with Evelyn Lesmy Ng.
I usually don’t really spill my guts to people, but today was different with Evelyn. I told her things I haven’t told anyone before. She ended up missing like 3 buses, but it’s okay. I feel like I’ve grown closer to Evelyn just by telling her the things that I do. Yep.
It's dark, and I have no dinner.
So I’m eating those Panda Bear cookies because I’m fucking starving.
My dad's ringtone is Mission Impossible.
So whenever my dad can’t get to the phone, it’s my mission to retrieve it and get it to him. It’s become a game. When his phone rings, I speed off to get it to him before it becomes a missed call. If I get it to my dad before it stops ringing, it’s Mission Accomplished. If I don’t, it becomes a missed call, Mission Failed. LOL.
Just A Dream (Remix Cover) by Jason Chen and...
Can you not be obnoxious.
I actually went to lunch today since it was pouring like a motherbitch outside. So I’m on line, and this one guy behind me was like, “FRESHMAAAN. AAYEEEE.” to some other people getting lunch. Over, and over, and over again. And he kept bumping into me while he was making hand motions. So I’m like … No. Just. No. Stop. And he hit my back while he was making another...
michelle and i have decided.
icarrying: she’s gonna be ethan & alyssa’s kai-ma &i’m gonna be skyler & kelsey’s kai-ma yay :) YES. ♥ I’m gonna be the best kai-ma ever.
I don't close the door when I go to the bathroom.
It’s a bad habit. Am I the only one?
John Yoon: i got soooooo high today~
Michelle Lee: off what?
John Yoon: Budddd. I'm so burnt. It's so fun though. You should try.
Michelle Lee: Nope, I'm gonna treat my body like a temple. LOLJK.
John Yoon: LOL, like a temple. After college, your body's gonna be a wreck.
Michelle Lee: Thanks, John. -___-
John Yoon: No problem. Who knows, one day we might bump into each other at a party and have a one night stand.
Michelle Lee: LOL, fuck you.
Thank God it's Friday.
I’ve been so overwhelmed this week with everything. From juggling homework, satisfying different groups of friends, my family, this big shit pile. And tomorrow, I have to head to a wedding early in the morning to help set up. Eeegh. My mom thinks I’m hanging out with “bad” people now. Well, I’ve been planning for SAT’s again. And I think I’ve actually done...
Girls aren’t going to talk to you first.
the-elephant: ijustdoi: It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Cause to us, being...
totally made my day.
John Yoon: I really wish you were my girlfriend
Michelle Lee: LMFAO why.
John Yoon: I would have so much fun dating you
Michelle Lee: Nah, chill. I'd be terrible.
John Yoon: Lmao why do you say that
Michelle Lee: I just know.
John Yoon: If anything, I'd be a bad bf. You're too cute to be terrible.
Michelle Lee: LMFAO, you flatter me.
John Yoon: I try, I try.
Michelle Lee: Of course, of course.
John Yoon: I like you ... You know how to take a compliment. Every other girl would be like ooo im not cute blah blah blah BULL SHIT
Michelle Lee: Well, I'm not just gonna turn it down. I won't take criticism to heart either. Unless it's really mean. Then ... I'm kinda like ]: Fuck you whore.
John Yoon: LAWL. Can't find a flaw in you though. So you'll never hear anything bad from me.
I like it when people doubt me.
And then I end up being totally right. I’m pretty good at reading and analyzing people. So usually, I tell people my honest opinion even if they totally disagree and think I’m insane. But when I’m right, I’m right. It’s kind of weird, really. So, my friend Andrew is going out with this girl Gipsy. When they first went out, I was one of the first people he told. I...
Michelle: Seechan's one of the chillest guys I know.
Evelyn: Yeah, I think if the world ended, he wouldn't care.
Evelyn: He'd probably be like, "Chill out, guys. Don't worry about it."
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou: That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds...