June 2010
ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
shilohhh:
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
THIS. Yes. Just yes.
May 2010
I really want to go to Disney World.
It’s cause of the Harry Potter exhibit. LOL. I’ve been to Disney World 3 times already, but that was before the Harry Potter exhibit opened. So I’m planning to go senior year during either Spring Break or summer. I haven’t really met anyone who’s quite as into Harry Potter as myself, but if you are, PLEASE GO WITH ME. 8)
It's 10:25 AM.
I still haven’t eaten yet. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Because relatives from Canada are over and I have to take care of a 16 month old baby while the mother is out shopping. Don’t get me wrong, I love babies. LOL. That wasn’t right, was it? I love how cute Caleb is but he needs to stop throwing my phone everywhere. Or anything anywhere, really. Everytime I try putting him down, he...
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Don't label me a bitch just because I don't say...
Example:
Person A: Would this dress look good on me, honestly. Person B: I think it makes you look un-proportionate. Person A: Wow, what the fuck you bitch.
It annoys me so much when people ask you for your “honest” opinion, and they yell at you for being “mean.” You asked me an honest question, I’ll give you an honest answer. I won’t lie to someone every...
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Do social networks really help you socialize?
It really baffles me how we often keep people at a distance instead of really connecting with each other. I just feel like people are so quick to post their phone number, their address and everything about them on the internet, and talk to complete strangers in chat rooms, but if somebody said “hello” to them in the street, they’d probably close up, and think said person was odd....
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I love The Beatles, BUT.
“Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog’s eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g’ joob”
The only song I don’t understand is “I Am The Walrus”. It’s my favourite song though. I have absolutely no idea what...
“I like teeth. I like croissants. I like when old men at picnics say “pull my...”
– Zach Galifianakis (via likeneelyohara)
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So my mom just slammed my door.
Michelle: Mom, why'd you just slam my door?
Mom: There's a bug flying around. I don-
Michelle: -SLAMS DOOR-
Mom: You didn't have to close the door THAT fast, shit. You'd think we were running after you with a fucking axe or something.
I hate having the realization.
I know I’m going to die one day. But it sucks having the idea stuffed into your brain. The very concept knowing that I will cease to exist scares me senseless. It makes me want to crawl into a black hole and sleep forever. The unknown makes me feel at unease, it just frightens me. And everytime I think about dying, and REALLY think about it, the realization makes me want to piss in my pants....
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“If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all...”
– Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
Metronomes.
Steve: I used to watch them
Steve: and just change the tempo
Steve: and giggle
Steve: and clap.
Michelle: You're like the epitome of a 6 year old faggot.
Steve: Love you too.
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are you a bitch?
I’m a New Yorker, it’s how we are. We’re known to be brutally honest. We don’t sugar coat the truth.
Questions? Bring it.
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People make things too complicated.
So many people keep complaining how complicated their life is and how nothing ever goes their way. It’s people themselves who make their lives complicated. Just stop being such a selfish twat and try seeing it someone else’s way. I mean, my life is usually stress-free. I tend not to worry about things that don’t need worrying. Some people stress over small shit like a hater....
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What would make your life complete?
Getting good grades in math and science. A 2000+ in the SAT’s. Getting into Boston University. Finding my soulmate. Get married to him. Have a kickass child. Die as one of those cool grandmas.
Questions? Bring it.
Karen knows me so well. ♥
Michelle: I mean, I know I'm not gonna be a teacher.
Karen: michelle we cant have you teach our future of america
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“It’s the way you do the things you do that make me fall in love with you.”
– Dakota, A Rocket to The Moon
this girl never ceases to make me happy. ♥
Evelyn Ng: lmfao watch when we get there you're gonna see 249859248529 people you know since you're so popular and then yeeah
Evelyn Ng: whoever doesnt know you, i feel bad for em cause clearly, they're missing out.
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This is terrible.
I don’t wanna go to Cornell anymore cause they don’t have the major I want. I’m kinda edging towards Boston University or Syracuse right now. My mom’s gonna hate me forever cause she really wanted me to get into Cornell. :|
We're two hungry hippos. ):
Janice: i'm starving.
Michelle: me too.
Michelle: but my mom told me not to eat anything cause she's bringing food home.
Janice: i drank a medium iced caramel latte from dunkin donuts afterschool so i was full.
Janice: but now i'm starving cause that was 4 hours ago.
Janice: and i peed it all out.
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Staying home again.
My fever isn’t really getting any better. 102.4 degrees, not exactly normal. It went down to 101 though. I still feel like shit. On the bright side, I’m missing out on a Science test about something I have no idea about. So it’s all good. I’m probably just gonna catch up on some homework, pig out and try to get better so I can go back to school tomorrow. My perfect...
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I just killed a termite.
It was crawling on my Global textbook page, and I squished it with my pen. So its guts are like, dried on the page. Ew. But I’m kinda freakin’ out now cause termites are really small, so WHAT IF THEY EAT EVERYTHING?! I have wooden floors! And desk! And bed! And mirror! Door! EVERYTHING. MY DRAWERS. So I’m hoping there’s no more termites anymore. I don’t want my room...
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The world really baffles me.
I was gonna close the windows in the living room because it was getting kinda chilly in the house and I hear a small group of women and men gossipping. It wasn’t the fact that they were gossipping, but rather the subject they were on. They were talking about how these “abominations” came to church.
Lady: I don’t understand it, Christians shouldn’t be homosexual....
The screw of my computer chair fell out.
I’m terrified to sit down now cause I’m scared the entire chair’s gonna collapse.
